I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
