just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
