How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
