how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
