Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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