He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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