yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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