hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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