I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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