i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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