based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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