Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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