i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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