well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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