2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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