I want to make a zoo with you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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