Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize