I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
id be glad to
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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