The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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