like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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