Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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