there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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