i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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