You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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