my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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