Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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