just tell him i said nine months
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize