i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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