Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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