Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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