I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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