The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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