I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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