So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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