I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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