Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Everything about him screamed your future.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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