it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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