I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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