went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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