I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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