Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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