I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So. Much. Porn.
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