She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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