There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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