billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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