Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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