I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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