Sry I called you an 8
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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