I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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