Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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