All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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