I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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