(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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