I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Your cock deserves a montage
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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