Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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